This Christmas my Dad bought me a paper shredder (which I have been asking for for about 3 years now.)
It shreds magnificently. Its all I can do not to scour my entire apartment and shred Every. Spare. Scrap. Or perhaps the box FULL of sensitive documents to be destroyed. The only thing stopping me is that it would probably annoy the crap out of my neighbors.
Teehee. What fun.