Monday, February 22, 2010

A Rant

I'm in a weird place right now with the whole making-my-ass-smaller thing. [Please excuse my French.] Here's why.

1. My scale is a $8 analog scale from WalMart. Which means that it really doesn't give me my exact weight, it just ballparks it for me. Most of the time. Other times it just teases me. [It's a little bit of a lying whore a little unreliable shall we say.]

At least it seems to be trending downward.

2. My clothes don't really fit right. My jeans are all too big and kinda baggy. BUT the next size down is too tight. As in, I can suck it in and button them but I cannot zip them up. Repeat, I cannot.

3. Temptation is everywhere. A really good friend of mine just got back after being away for a few years and, well, I've been a bad, bad girl. See:
-1 beer
-1 lemon drop shooter
-1 double cheeseburger
-1 small fry

I'll be pondering the mystery that is deep fried oreos tonight at the spinning class at my gym. No, I didn't have any. But I better stay the hell away from the Onion [where they serve the deep fried heaven oreos.]


1 comment:

  1. Lol... pondering the mystery...

    Hey, all in all, that's not too bad. I mean it could have been more beers and a large fry, right?

    That weird jeans place sucks though, doesn't it?